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Nora and Kristen definitely destroyed the plotline. :) Waltz, tango, foxtrot??

Thing: Western Civilization
Place: Pooh Corner
Person: Indiana Jones

Once upon a time a creature devoured a dolphin in the open water of
the large bathtub. The creature expostulated vociferously about the
decline and fall of the race of dolphins. "Yum," he said, licking his
lips with his pseudopodia. Then he proceeded to climb on the
refrigerator and chew the plaster. He soon found several problems
with this plan, because rain started to fall onto him and it was cold.
Therefore, the creature departed through the hole in the roof and
flew to the place at which this thought will lead.
"Jiminy cricket!" said the creature, "I have arrived at the place
about which this story is! Whatever that I will do naked here,
dolphins will not accompany me, and perhaps this Western civilization
will explode nuclearly.
"Waaait," said the author of this story. "Nonsense! Why is the
civilization exploding? Isn't it supposed to die slowly?"
"Well," replied Indiana Jones, from outside the plotline, "perhaps
civilization will slowly die explosively, making a paradox in logic."
"Eeek," said the creature. "I don't want paradoxes! I want dolphins,
because they're tastier, even if paradoxes are purple! Let's run to
the ocean and find dolphins!"
"Okay," said Indiana Jones, "if we have to."
Pirates waited in the ocean. "This could have repercussions," thought
the author, "such as total annihilation of my plotline!"
However, Indiana Jones pulled out his pistol and saved the day by
shooting the mast of the ship before dolphins could eat the pirates,
and Western civilization was preserved logically.
"All is well!" said Pooh, singing happily on Pooh Corner.
Then Western civilization collapsed painfully and the plotline Disapparated.
The end.
The moral of the story is: When destroying Western Civilization and
eating dolphins, remember to preserve logic.