one-word story

done by Nora and Kristen! Yay! :)

Person: Russet
Place: The Planet of the Condemned
Thing: Prepositions (with an honorable mention for protoplasmic
abominations of nature)

Once upon a time a kitten lived in Kittensville with three very fluid
protoplasmic abominations. The kitten wanted to destroy them.
Therefore, he went to the wizard, who advised him to take a thing to
his protoplasmic abominations.
"What sort of thing?" asked the kitten.
"Well," replied the wizard, "You must get seven very tricksy special mice."
The kitten immediately set off to seek these mice. However, a freak
of nature attacked him as soon as he started his journey.
"Meeeeep!" cried the kitten, whose whiskers were quivering. "Whatever
are you?" he demanded.
The freak of nature replied, "Iiii aaam trouble with grim intentions!"
"Meeeeep!" repeated the kitten. "Why do you have to attack meeee? All
I want is to capture the seven special tricksy mice!"
"WELL," said the freak of nature, "You are an unusually peculiar kitten."
"Meeeeep!" said the kitten. "Why are you withholding the mice?"
"Because I am trouble," replied the freak of nature stubbornly.
Therefore, the kitten clawed the freak of nature, whose antennae
twisted in Mobius strips.
"Meep," said the kitten. And he proceeded to ship the freak of nature
to the pound.
Then, he set off to get mice. Fortunately, he found several mice
hiding under the canopy made of prepositions, with other parts of
speech.
"Aha!" cried the kitten. "I have cornered you under these prepositions
and other parts of speech. You will meet the protoplasmic
abominations and be their DOOM."
"Eeekeekeek!" said the mice. "We will never kill protoplasmic
abominations! We love them dearly and hope to promote their business
whenever we can! Therefore we must refuse. Sorry."
"Grarrwar," said the frustrated kitten, who did not sympathize with
this proposition. "You must do as I say, or else I'll eat all of you,
because I'm a cat."
"Hmm," thought the mice. "Maybe you have a point. Darn, we will
follow your orders."
"Hahahahahaa!" said the kitten, and purred mightily.
It came to pass that the mice and the kitten set off toward the
kitten's home, where they soon confronted the protoplasmic
abominations. However, suddenly their pseudopodia coalesced and
became very tall and handsome. So the kitten was enamored of their
winsomeness and decided not to kill the abominations. But a passing
person sent more abominations to the preexisting set and frightened
the kitten.
"Meeep!" said the kitten, "Your multiplicity is staggering and you
must go away to Neverneverland, or else you must fly above the clouds
to somewhere else where you won't be numerous. Like Montana or Hell
or Death or or wherever you came from!"
"Meep!" said the abominations, and returned to the strange planet of
the Forgotten Condemned, where they discovered oil. Everyone lived
happily ever after, except for Russet, who wasn't part of the story,
unfortunately. The end.
The moral of this story is: Abominations have feelings too, and can
live happily ever after.